摩登家庭 第二季

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Manny: I realized I let my childhood slip away. Look at Luke here, making one big straw out of three. Never change Luke, I really thought it was too late for me. But watching all you acting like children, it hit me — I’ve got plenty of time left to be a kid.

ep9

I know it hurts now, sweetheart, but that’s how you know it was a relationship worth having.

ep13

如何向撞见父母做爱的孩子们解释这件事情

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Jay - Gloria

When I go, I want you to know it’s okay if you marry someone else.

I know.

Because I want you to be happy.

I’ll be happy.

You’re driving me crazy on purpose, right?

Jay, I’m not going to marry anyone else.

That’s what you say now, but no one know what the future holds. So I want you to have this.

Look at this, an empty coffee can. Do you know what men used to buy me?

When I go, toss me in the fire, sweep my ashes, stick’em in that. Cause I don’t care if it’s in the wall or in the ground, just as long as I end up with you.

J: It’s perfect. Jay Pritchett sitting on the mantel in the old coffee can. That will drive the putz crazy. And I like that. Hhhhhhh!

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Claire担心 多动症会影响他的正常成长。

Claire - Phil

What an amazing kid! I can’t believe I ever worried about him out in the world. That’s what I do, though, isn’t it? I worry. I think about a little, tiny thing and then I obsess on it, until, suddenly, it’s the only thing I can think about. God, please don’t let me screw up my son.

You know why else she’s gonna be okay? Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl who’s making lists and labeling bins, and he’s gonna find her.

ep21

Mothers’ day

The perfect mom. A tablespoon of love, one cup of warmth, add one heart, softened. serves one boy. 175 pounds of tenderness.

by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine

这一集让我很感动，记录一下这句台词：I might miss a book or a salad, here and there, but I’ve got Claire all over me.

还有一条我在b站看到的弹幕：没有人能为别人100%改变，但是回首来路，都是你的印记。这是真正心甘情愿的打碎重造。

Manny真是太少年老成了，逆境出人材啊，Glorious不知是喜是忧。

随着三个孩子的成长，Clair和Phill家也是大小事不断，艾丽克斯因为自己没有朋友而苦恼，Haily担心自己因为Alex不善交际而被耻笑，呆头呆脑的luke去招惹看起来很凶其实很善良的邻居，可怜的Clair经常被逼的insane，好脾气一定是被温润的岁月滋养出来的。

生活中的小事中往往存在一些大道理。

记忆犹新的是，Phill对在Haily分手后跟她说的一句话，“I know it hurts now, sweetheart,but that's how you know it was a relationship worth having."虽然生命中存在一切可能，但总有一些时候，我们需要妥协，去承受它带来的痛苦。Move on and let it go, that't the best way to treature it.

米切尔和Cam决定再领养一个男孩，却遭到了Lilly强烈的阻挠，是Cam太宠爱她了还是从米切尔身上传承了他不会share的坏习惯？争执开始了。。

培养孩子这件事真的好不容易，我开始怀疑whether I can be a good parent.

Once upon a time, there were two monkeys, they loved each other very much, but there were something missing, they wanted a baby, and they heard there was a very special baby in the far away land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared, they've never had a panda before, but they held Lily in their arms, and the scared monkey became the brave one. And the two monkeys, Coco and Miko, they travelled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted.

这部剧对于我来说是治愈的，看这剧之前，我感到很浮躁，心里很慌，但却不知道在慌什么，做什么事情都没有耐心。看剧的时候，我渐渐平静下来，心里很暖和。果然，对于我来说，世界上没有比家人更重要的了。我喜欢他们的每一次家庭聚会，增进感情，解除矛盾，想到我自己的家庭聚会，我却经常因为亲人的唠叨而感到不耐，这确实是很不应该的，因为我明明知道他们是爱我的呀

一 what the plan phil ，好温馨美满的一家啊

二 表白于多人门后的二女 哥伦比亚拍案挂鞋louder趣俗 the thing about thanks

三 who were lost in the line ～

四 cave 笑话 哥伦比亚和杰还是有趣多 i am lucky only one turned around

五 曼尼喝咖啡的样子太老道 Gay 扮雄鹰部落的口音有味 肥皂手机也机智的不要不要的

七 哥伦比亚人的五彩缤纷纪念日老有趣了 there we go 的越南小仔 菲尔一行真是温馨有爱又和谐 不是最有趣的team 但的确是最主题的modern

八 好无奈的 My good man little man 曼尼身上藏的笑点太多

九 假语气的电话，上下其手的触感

that is how you know it was a relationship worth having

十 大商场的男士香水

十一 十一中国人都会做的事 还有三一不会呢 水枪扫射倒是很治愈

登堂入室住进小城堡的homeless

与邻居比拼一骑绝尘的家庭主妇

十二 来自弹簧网的减压方式 6666 看不懂的电影 谁能够感同身受

百年孤独的签名书 就连normal guy 都要这样对待才能相处了？

going away 歌洛丽亚实在能扯的可以 一套一套 杰一脸懵的样子有趣的可以

十三 饼干和照片 做客花瓶 没有上锁的门

十四 情人节主题 角色扮演的菲儿 谁更有吸引力的小卡 将计反就计的superrise

十五 莉莉的party 录音故事书 The love without matter for age

十六 meaage from mall was overflow act

Which many thing can make the claire be angry

十七 怎样迎合女孩思维 一件等类的girl sweet

表达支持 分享情绪 一起吐槽

十八 杰太有趣 gay酒会 what does guy got to do to get drink around here

十九 舞台剧演出和图片车

you don not take a run at a women you woo her you make her feel special and then when you get her you can tell her whatever you want

男孩觉得你可爱 而你确实处于可爱的青春年少

And the boys think you are cute and you are cute

二十 can i fly can i speak chinese 卢克也是酷酷的

这集超级搞笑，孩子们撞见不可描述的一幕。结果我感觉这篇笔记的基调就走偏了，有点yellow哈哈哈。更多笔记戳：【摩登家庭】面对”挑衅”，畏畏缩缩

今天学到： 1.精神创伤 2.骨气 3.复古；回归 4.滥用 5.从我的脑海里抹去 6.了解最新的进展情况 7.你还好意思说 8.少在这扮清高了 9.高筒靴 10.应召女郎

第24集是对本季的回顾彩蛋！

比如Gloria抱怨狗吠、对Jay的呼唤像学不像人话的鹦鹉；

万圣节Haley cosplay猫女；

Mitch为了在Cam面前改变死板的形象而偷偷参加快闪活动练习跳舞动作；

Phill在情人节回家戴Clive的胸牌；

Cam扮演小丑拯救Lily的生日party氛围；

Clare为了警告超速邻居举牌子出门；

Clare和Haley都感冒了，Luke戴上“防毒面罩”；

巧克力牛奶加盐;

Pritchett家幸灾乐祸的笑；

果脆圈（Manny送给Gloria的母亲节礼物）baby Jesus(Gloria口误导致Jay助理错买的) 气枪（Gloria拿来射Manny和Jay的）；

找了好久的钥匙（Jay和Gloria因为找不到钥匙无法出门担心无法按时参加Manny的生日会）；Manny邀请大家上泳池的船呼应了之前Manny生日会Manny坐船上……

Thrilled 挥泪告别S2